Kanpur-Gandhinagar-Bangalore-Calcutta

"You're too possessive. I hate you"
These were the words that were SMSed to me once the war was over. Now the best part of being in a relationship is that the harder you try to hate the other person for being rude or being non-sensitive to you, the more you fall in love with them.

Now it's a different story that it was you who was acting like a jerk. In the heat of moment, you always feel that others are acting weird and insensitively.
Plus, The best part of having a girlfriend is, she remembers all your mistakes.

"Why did that idiot talked to you? I told you he is an ass. Stay away from him. I really don't trust him."
"Have you ever met him?"
"No"
"Do you know him?"
"No"
"How can you say he is jerk? He is a friend of mine."
"Oh come on! Don't you care about me? Who is more important? Me or Him? If I tell you to not to talk to him, then better not talk to him"
"I talked to you when I didn't know you"
"That was different! That was me. This is him. And I don't feel like you talking to him"
"I don't feel like listening to you"
"See I told you, you really don't care about me. It's always me who does everything and you can't even do a small thing for me"
"Let me give you a warning! Don't get me started"
"Oh! Ab tumhari galti realise hui na, toh you're changing the topic. Ek baar sorry tak nahin bola"
"Let me point out tumhari galti-

Mistake #1- Not getting your cellphone repaired. If you really had to talk to me, that would've been your first priority. I've told you 100 times atleast
Mistake #2- Doubting me. Giving me no freedom
Mistake #3- Yesterday you didn't even care to pick up my call.
Mistake #4- Day before yesterday you didn't have lunch
Mistake #5- One month back, you fought with me and shouted at me.
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Mistake #50- Six months back, you even forgot to wish me on my birthday.
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Mistake #101- One year back, You forgot to book my tickets even though you knew it was so urgent.
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Mistake #1001- Three years back, You followed me whole night like a jerk. I was so scared and you had no concern how would a girl feel if someone follows me at night"

"Hey that's not fair. I don't agree with your last point. That was me!"
"Did I know you then?"
"Still that was me. Dekha apni galti accept nahin karni hoti to excuse banati ho. Dekha. I win I win. Wiase how do you manage to remember 1001 list?"
"Coz I care about you. Everything you do wrong, hurts me a lot"
(Silence) "Theek hai na! Ab aaj tumhari galti maine maaf kar di na. Main kuch bol raha hoon"
"Warning di thi tumein"
"Tumhari galti hai. Better warning diya karo aage se. And Mujhe nahin sunna. You really don't care. Ek chota sa kaam bola tumein. Itna bhi nahin kar sakti"
"Haan nahin kar sakti. Khush"
"Dekha. I knew I knew. Acha ab sorry bol raha hoon na. Chalo. Sorry"
"I'm sorry. Please leave me alone"
"Yaar ek to tum galti karti ho. Upar se main sorry bolta hoon. Upar se tum bhaav khati ho. Kabhi main tumhein realize karata hoon tumhari galityan?"
"Oh aisa! jara ek batana?"
(thinking hard) "Hmmm..are main koi mistake database thode na maintain karta hoon! Maine tumhein maaf kiya! Bas khush!"

Beep...Beep...

That was the time when phone was disconnected from other side!
And I was still wondering-"Yaar maine kya kiya! Ajeeb hai!"